Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-22 02:26:44 · 52 answers · asked by jasonliang2 1

2006-06-22 02:25:41 · 9 answers · asked by nikeshvora1 1

If there are more trees than there are leaves on any one tree, then there exists at least two trees with the same number of leaves.True or false?

Don't forget, it's the BEST answer that gets the 10 points!

2006-06-22 02:15:11 · 4 answers · asked by brainyandy 6

2006-06-22 02:08:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

from the beginning of eternity
to the end of time and space
to the beginning of every end
and the end of every place
what am i?

2006-06-22 02:04:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I START OFF SOFT BUT THE LONGER I STAY THE HARDER I BECOME WHAT AM I ?

2006-06-22 01:56:05 · 39 answers · asked by gia666@verizon.net 2

bad question but ask ( i have girl friend she really love me and she is pretty i can do any thing with her but when i kiss her pussy she says no why even her boobs why

2006-06-22 01:53:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can you real MEN see what the woMEN are saying about us ?


Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.



Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....



Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.



Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .



Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

2006-06-22 01:45:21 · 10 answers · asked by Gee 3

2006-06-22 01:38:01 · 3 answers · asked by dgriff0309 1

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rate me out of 10 also

2006-06-22 01:22:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Deer sun

Jest a lil note to let ya’ll know how things is at home.

1st of all yur sis Billie had a baby, but I don’t know if it is a boy er a gurl, so I can’t tell ya yet if you is an aint or an unkle.

Got sum sad news, 3 o’ yore 3 bess frends got kilt. They wuz ridin in the bed of a pik-up thet slid off the rode an inta the river. The drivr got out ok, but the tale gate wuz up an yore frends cud,’t get it down in time , an they all drownded.

Yur aint Blosum an me maid U a nue cote, an maled it last weke, but it wuz to hevy an we had to cut off the buttons an put em in 1 of the pockets.

We don’t live wher we did. Yer Pa heerd most fatel axidents happen in 25 miles of yer home, so he figured we needs to move a mile or 2 futher down the rode.. No need to wunder about a nue addres tho, we took the old house numbers with us, so the address is still the same.

Got to start supper,, so ya’ll bee gud now, ya heah?

PS, I wuz gonna send U sum mony, but Id already seale

2006-06-22 01:16:44 · 6 answers · asked by tee_nong_noy 3

The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four.

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can't change its spots)

1. A colorless crystalline carbon existing within a uncouth environment.

2. Descending in the manner of the order of Diptera.

3. A late pop singer has departed from the premises.

4. To be delivered by metallic object that brings forth a great ringing noise.

2006-06-22 01:09:03 · 12 answers · asked by Gee 3

I refuse to give out my home address.

I mean, I got a letter from the bank last week - they know where I live!

And the phone company sent me an account yesterday - they know my address and my phone number!

I am worried and from now on I refuse to give out my number or address. I have tried, struggled and fought to have my address removed from the bank / phone companies records but they refuse.

2006-06-22 00:22:42 · 13 answers · asked by � Fuzzy Dice 5

2006-06-22 00:14:43 · 18 answers · asked by it me! 1

I'm about to start a blog for "All sorts of nonesense". Right now, I'm having a very categorized blog for current affairs. New blog will be for all the other stuff that can't put under "current affairs"

So, the title should be a funny enough one to attract people.

This blog is a good place to read gossips.

A good place to kill time.

A good place to read funny stuff.

And, a good place also to have some food for brain also.

Suggest something, attributed to these. I'm reading a very good blog named "useless waste of time" That's a kind of example title, but don't try to copy that idea only.

2006-06-22 00:05:02 · 21 answers · asked by (Question)Mark? 2

electric trains, one moving SSW @ 50 mph, the other moving NNE @ 90 mph. there is a SE wind blowing @ 30 mph. What will be the direction of their steam?

2006-06-21 23:42:30 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

I typed OKIC (meaning OK, I see) on my IM to my sister and I burst out laughing, is it just me?

2006-06-21 23:15:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 23:02:16 · 13 answers · asked by neat questions 2

in a gathering of mighty, huge and great men, the MC asked, if you know u control ur wife stand up. there was calmness everywhere as no single man stood up, be4u know it, one tiny, short man got up, everyone were all amazed as to how he does it. then the MC asked him how? with a shaking voice he replied "my wife asked me to stand up" looooooooooool coment pls

2006-06-21 22:34:11 · 23 answers · asked by Angel M 2

A Dallas Maveric fan! lol

2006-06-21 22:19:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Trust your instincts, obey your _______

2006-06-21 22:18:28 · 27 answers · asked by � Fuzzy Dice 5

INTRODUCTION: The subject is to get your attention but you can solve it to get better attraction....How can u find a needle from the heap of hay?...

PURPOSE: the purpose is a simple riddle (heap of hay:knowledge of world). solve it to find that single needle (answer)..
Riddle: what can wear away stone with the drip of the stream, Cripple the oldest of anything? What will go on forever,yet never bagan; The ruler of the world with an iron hand?

HUMOUR:To add humour to this section answer this simple question;
Question:why would a person borrow money from a pessimist?

EXPECTATION:Oh Dear World , Read the question and answer it and as per your wish comment on it....P

REWARD:Reward is the riddle, can you solve it ?
On the basis of your answer, can u rate it?

CONCLUSION:In the above section you are asked four questions, I hope you like the presentation, please present your views on it.....This one fifth.....P

2006-06-21 22:05:57 · 11 answers · asked by Coral 3

If I like it , you will get the points.

2006-06-21 22:01:51 · 9 answers · asked by lotsofadventures04 2

The languishing tree, the least selfish tree,
And the tree that bears a curse;
The chronologist's tree, the fisherman's tree,
And the tree like an Irish nurse?

The tree that will fight, and the tree that obeys you,
And the tree that never stands still;
The tree that got up, and the tree that is lazy,
And the tree neither up nor down hill?

2006-06-21 21:17:26 · 10 answers · asked by riya r 1

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm ,his wife is in bed and he says "this is the pig I **** when you wont give me any ".The wife says "honey ,that's not a pig". The husbands says "I wasnt talking to you".

2006-06-21 21:17:15 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

In the early 18th century, Mrs. Abigail Eischrank of Cambridge, Massachusetts, gave birth to thirteen children. Exactly half of them were girls.

How is this possible?

2006-06-21 20:55:11 · 19 answers · asked by j o s 4

batman!
running down the motorway
lorry comes the other way
Flat man
Any other verses?

2006-06-21 20:40:20 · 24 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2

Long time ago,there was a man in Rome who had a very gud story to tell. He used to say that a few years back my birthday used to come every year then it started coming with a break of few years between two and finally, unfortunately, it just stopped coming?So, what was the date of his birth also why they just stopped coming. (you can also share such riddles with me, My ID is bhupen_maurya@yahoo.com).

2006-06-21 20:23:06 · 11 answers · asked by Bond 000 3

good luck

2006-06-21 20:18:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

OK first one kinda dumb some girl told me this at work.
There was 3 guys at a bar and they were arguing over who was stronger so they went outside to throw bricks up in the air to see who could throw the highest the 1st guy throws his and it went 5ft wow not bad the other two say so the next guy throws his and it goes 10 ft WOW say the other two so the last guy picks up a golden brick and throws his up in the air and they wait and it disapears into the sky and never comes back down......

told you it was dumb OK next one better i promise.

A guy with a cigar and a lady with a parrot are on a airplane the lady says to the guy will you please throw your cigar out the window it is hurting my bird the guy says only if you throw your bird out the window he is bugging me so the lady says ok so out goes the cigar and the bird about 5 mins later you see the bird fly by with something in his mouth .....What did he have in his mouth????

2006-06-21 20:11:27 · 15 answers · asked by Cat 3