Can you real MEN see what the woMEN are saying about us ?
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
2006-06-22 01:45:21 · 10 answers · asked by Gee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You would think that is all. Take a look at this:
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS"
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
2006-06-22 06:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww, don't take it so personal. I have a lot of men bashing jokes...but I love men. They are better than women.They make better friends, don't intentionally screw you over (like women do), most of you were hit with the same brick, you're all just so fun to be around. I have one of my own. Q. How do you know if a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely get your fingers between his neck and the noose.
2006-06-22 01:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's an appropriate time for everything. I've seen men cry at funerals, but they're supposed to. It's expected. I think girls say crying makes you stronger because it means we're dealing with our emotions. We're the emotional gender. Crying (in certain cases) means we have gotten though a hard time. The more hard times you go through, the more you learn, the more confident you become, the more you develop as a person. So yea, for girls, crying can mean you're a stronger person.
2016-05-20 10:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did u come up with this? its really good. hopefully ill be the only one to answer this "question" and ill get the 10 points. seriously consider buying some space on a server and make a cool website
2006-06-22 01:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by tizzlebacon93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny, I have to remember those.
I guess its the same reason why MEN belittle a woman,
its OUR way to getting back at you.
2006-06-22 01:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha... but some of them i have to disagree with. considerin i know a very intelligent man, and the fact that he is no pushover. But none the less funny
2006-06-22 01:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop that's definitely insulting me(a)nkind. Do'ye think women are more good in all aspects than men. i dont agree with this.
2006-06-22 02:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA... love the jokes... but hey... they are just jokes... I'm sure if you looked hard enough, you'd find PLENTY of harsh jokes about women
2006-06-22 01:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by Kendra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK those are funny, I will give you that.
2006-06-22 02:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right on! boring.....
2006-06-22 01:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋