Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

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2006-06-22 07:41:08 · 4 answers · asked by s_g_brizan 1

if a group of lesbians and gay men got in a foot race who would win? (its an old joke but classic.) ANSWER- the lesbians because they are lickity split and the men are poke @ssing around

2006-06-22 07:39:30 · 7 answers · asked by seventhundersuttered 4

Fill in the blank your answer should look this.
A _ _ _ _ _ _ the a is the first word in the answer. the second word has 6 letters. if you unscramble these letters eierlf you will get your answer. The first person to get it the answer will get best answer and 10pts. Thanks for your help.

2006-06-22 07:37:48 · 8 answers · asked by precious 2

in short you're
F.U.C.K.E.D.U.P

TOP THIS JOKE

2006-06-22 07:36:39 · 3 answers · asked by s_g_brizan 1

I love pun jokes. I'll give 10 points to

1) Whoever provides a pun joke I haven't heard
and
2) Whoever provides the most original pun joke

2006-06-22 07:34:03 · 7 answers · asked by Ipshwitz 5

In one side of the paper its written - "Things written on the other side of the paper is true". and on the other side its written - "things written on the other side of the paper is false".... so what do u think - whats your conclusion?

2006-06-22 07:32:35 · 47 answers · asked by prince h 1

This may be old, and it may be nasty, but it makes me laugh! Take it easy on me, its my first time posting a joke...

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire before she left?

"Same time next month?"

Hehe! What did ya think? Rate it!

2006-06-22 07:29:52 · 14 answers · asked by Aimee 2

make surre they are funny please

2006-06-22 07:25:14 · 10 answers · asked by got questions?. 2

2006-06-22 07:24:59 · 12 answers · asked by F.B.I. 4

2006-06-22 07:24:59 · 7 answers · asked by v 1

a cowboy rides into town on friday, stays 3days and leaves on friday, how is this possible?


there is a cabin in the side of a mountain, evry1 inside is dead, why?


must be exact answer, no partial credit!!!

2006-06-22 07:23:24 · 29 answers · asked by jesus_freak_forever3days2grace 3

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do
NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is
the total?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

First one to get all right will get best answer!!!**GOOD LUCK**

2006-06-22 07:22:00 · 17 answers · asked by Brenda B 1

A man escapes from prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowners' wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While
he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy
is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist, don't complain... Do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both. Be strong honey, I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we had
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love
you too!"

2006-06-22 07:19:29 · 6 answers · asked by bagelexec 2

A man was in an accident and lost his eye lids. The doctors operated on him and took the foreskin from his penis and made him new eye lids. When they took off the bandages one of the doctors asked how he felt. The man looked up and said, "I feel a little co`ck-eyed."

2006-06-22 07:11:54 · 31 answers · asked by Andrew P 3

i need a good laugh but nothing bad

2006-06-22 07:06:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-22 07:00:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-22 06:56:02 · 33 answers · asked by ? 4

If everthing in a one story house is purple, then what color are the stairs???

2006-06-22 06:52:05 · 13 answers · asked by wolfmanjr40 2

Three kids are in school...
A white, a black, and a HISPANIC kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

HISPANIC kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

If Ur A Real HISPANIC, repost this saying "HISPANICS Only!"

2006-06-22 06:28:45 · 17 answers · asked by bagelexec 2

2006-06-22 06:13:38 · 11 answers · asked by doris g 2

1.if a electric train is headed south and the wind is blowing north then what direction is the smoke blowing?

2.if you have seven bottles of wine you drink five give one to a freind then go out and buy six more then drink six whats the owner
of the wine bottles name?

2006-06-22 06:12:43 · 13 answers · asked by red 2

I just found a toad bigger than my fist in mine. I was so shocked I ran out of the room screaming....hope this makes someone laugh. I'll vote for the funniest answer.

2006-06-22 05:48:38 · 36 answers · asked by Christy 4

Riddle 1- A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun. The man says thank you and leaves. Why did he say thank you?
Riddle 2- A man and his wife runs out of gas on a highway. He remembers that there is a gas station a mile back. He tells his wife to stay in the car and he makes sure that all doors are locked, windows are up, the trunk is locked, and then leaves. When he comes back, he sees that his wife is dead and there is a stranger in the car. There was no physical harm done to the car. How did the stranger get in and his wife die?

2006-06-22 05:46:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'll give the answer when after the 24hour wait. Give me your best answer though.

2006-06-22 05:40:54 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous

Maze Game Prank-NothingToxic.com-Microsoft Internet Explorer

2006-06-22 05:31:05 · 10 answers · asked by Kelly 5

I think i have heard this word but am not able to place it.

2006-06-22 05:27:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which of these glass containers is more likely to crack, when you pour a hot boiling water into it, a thin wineglass or a thick beer mug?... Which one?

2006-06-22 05:17:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

.. what title would you give it and whom will you cast in it?

2006-06-22 05:12:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-22 05:11:23 · 23 answers · asked by imnottellingu 1

i like one liners and funny comments..........like "if man runs thru turnstile at asian airport, he's going to bangkok" so if anyone got any more please send them as your answer *smile*

2006-06-22 05:02:12 · 9 answers · asked by miss_minxe 1