A man was in an accident and lost his eye lids. The doctors operated on him and took the foreskin from his penis and made him new eye lids. When they took off the bandages one of the doctors asked how he felt. The man looked up and said, "I feel a little co`ck-eyed."
2006-06-22 07:11:54 · 31 answers · asked by Andrew P 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that was good here are 2 joke you can hear and let me know if there good to ok! thanks!
3 old men make this bet to see who can think back the farthest 1st old man says he remembers when he was 5 and went to his first MLB game the 2nd old man says he remembers when he was 3 and got his first ice-cream cone the 3rd old man says he remembers when he went to the prom with his daddy and leaving with his mommy!! lol do you get it!
(I'm not being racists) there are 3 kids a black kid a white kid and a Italian kid they play this game out on recess to see who has the biggest penis the Italian kid pulls his out first his is the small so then the white kid pulls his out and his is a little bigger and then the black kid pulls his out his is by far the biggest penis of all! when the black kid goes home that day his mom asks him what he did at school and he said read, take a math test, and play a game out on recess to see who has the biggest penis and he asked his mom if it was because he was black and she said no honey its because your 23!! lol
2006-06-22 07:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Funny!
2006-06-22 14:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by brooklynbornson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously? You expect me to be laughing? Seriously?
2006-06-22 14:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!
2006-06-22 14:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's DAMN funny! I burst out laughing at work!!!
2006-06-22 14:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by coconut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAAAAAHhahahhahahahaahaha thank you for the joke that was funny~
2006-06-22 14:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by belizeigram 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better
2006-06-22 14:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Terrion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny. Sorry.
2006-06-22 14:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by RainCloud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am dying of NOT laughing.
Try again.
2006-06-22 14:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-06-22 14:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by dsd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋