Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - June 2006

Andy dislikes the catcher. Ed's sister is engaged to the second baseman. The center fielder is taller than the right fielder. Harry and the third baseman live in the same building. Paul and Allen each won $20 from the pitcher at pinochle. Ed and the outfielders play poker during their free time. The pitcher's wife is the third baseman's sister. The pitcher, catcher, and infielders except Allen, Harry, and Andy, are shorter than Sam. Paul, Andy, and the shortstop lost $50 each at the racetrack. Paul, Harry, Bill, and the catcher took a trouncing from the second baseman at pool. Sam is involved in a divorce suit. The catcher and the third baseman each have two children. Ed, Paul, Jerry, the right fielder, and the center fielder are bachelors. The others are married. The shortstop, the third baseman, and Bill each cleaned up $100 betting on the fight. One of the outfielders is either Mike or Andy. Jerry is taller than Bill. Mike is shorter than Bill. Each of them is heavier than the third baseman.

Using these facts, determine the names of the men playing the various positions on the baseball team.

2006-06-22 15:31:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why do blondes have bruised bellybuttons?

'Cuz their boyfriends are blonde too.

2006-06-22 15:24:28 · 7 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6

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Give the best "Here's your sign" you can ever think of?

For example: I went deer hunting and caught a good one then had mounted on the wall and the neighbor ask you kill the deer. Nope, ran through the wall and got stuck.

2006-06-22 15:18:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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A women went bowling for a few games and when she was done she called her father to pick her up?

He Asked what is your score she said 301. How is this possible?

2006-06-22 15:16:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

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10 points to someone with a really funny and dirty poem!!!!!?

2006-06-22 15:09:47 · 15 answers · asked by babygirl4life 2

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Things that were invented and never used (commonly)....?

2006-06-22 14:58:32 · 10 answers · asked by YourDreamDoc 7

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Where does funny come from?

2006-06-22 14:37:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

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a FUNNY JOKE...?

WHAT IS THE WORST PART ABOUT EATING VEGETABLES ???

10 POINTS TO WHO EVER GETS IT FIRST !!!

2006-06-22 14:26:59 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ NIKKI .♥ 3

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need to know something...?

what's a good prank I can pull on someone without hurting them, something funny?

2006-06-22 14:26:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Fatal Attraction! I got home and my Zombie girlfriend was drinking beer & eating my Wife's Beaver. Now what??

We loved that beaver! She had that beaver since she was a baby.

2006-06-22 14:24:57 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6

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Check out this joke cool?

Ok you are trapped in a room with only a miror and a table how do you escape?

10 points to person who gets this right or person who come closest

2006-06-22 14:19:31 · 13 answers · asked by Tammy 2

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Can anyone help me come up with some good and funny pranks?

Anything thats's scary,gross or weird.It has to be a really good prank to make someone fall for it.

2006-06-22 14:17:02 · 9 answers · asked by TapTapJoce<3! 1

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Do you think this is funny?

Its the last day of school and my neighbors kid got suspended which they said that he wouldn't have to make up in September but thats not the funny part-What did he do- He made a fake newspaper add in the school paper that had a pic of a man surrounded buy sheep- the add says "Sheep mowing specilaist. me and my sheep for a low cost will mow and fetilize your lawn at the same time" I thought it was witty and funny the principal thought it was crude-Do you think its funny?

2006-06-22 14:11:11 · 14 answers · asked by okayokayokay 5

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