2006-06-22 11:45:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm holding a gun to your head...any more questions ?
2006-06-22 15:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Because I am the future ruler of the Earth (it's a work in progress, but I should be Supreme Empress of the planet Earth within the next few years) and I'll promise you the Australian continent if you give me the ten points
2006-06-22 13:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because im addicted to points. About a month ago u see, i went to a shrink and i told him all about yahoo answers. and we talk and talk and he wouldn't give me any points for my answers. So i told him he was ( pointless) Its a bad addiction and i need to control it but its very hard to quit. Then someone told me abstinence is the best. So i tried it and it drove me crazy. I can't stay away from points. So if u truly would like to help me with my addiction and i promise u , u will feel so rewarded , . maybe i will let u in on my addiction!! wow i don't know where the hell that all came from lol
2006-06-22 12:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because your anger management class pisses you off and I can help you cope with life and it's unnecessary pitfalls.....or because I like getting points and answering questions and asking questions and because they have no real significance to any other areas of my life and it's something to do to pass the time by when I'm bored and don't have anything else to do....and because if you don't pick me I won't be mad or upset but instead politely thank you for the two points I receive for answering this question you so thoughtfully posted here for all to see.......so THANK YOU!
2006-06-22 12:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by MELISSA&ERIC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should pick me because if you don't I will go into a very deep depression that will eventually affect my marriage and that will affect my children. I will have to go to counseling which will cost a ton of money that we do not have and we will lose our house because we spent all of our money on counselors. So you see, if you do not pick me you will screw up my whole life.
2006-06-22 11:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by proudmatriarch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess what a “good enough” reason is would depend on what matters to you; sex, money, fame, attention, happiness…. Going by the screen name though, I’d say you’re a breast man … :o) That = sex…..
lol
2006-06-22 12:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by Enica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me a good enough reason to give you a reason.
2006-06-22 11:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by koolguy402003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need the points so i can continue to ask questions about astrophysics
2006-06-22 11:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by StoneWallKid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously because I'm the best ever.
2006-06-22 11:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Sarrah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because if you pick mine I'll pick yours!
2006-06-22 11:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by telis_gr1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the voices in your head tell u to pick me..pick me...pick me
2006-06-22 11:47:44 · answer #11 · answered by seventhundersuttered 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋