2006-06-22 13:33:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The fortune cookie says:
he who chases girlfriend with skinned squirrel is soon to be without a girlfriend.
2006-06-22 13:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a waste of a good squirrel
2006-06-22 14:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, I have a few questions.
A) what happened to the skin? I mean, are you cooking the squirrel or something?
b) who killed it?
and c) what do you do if you CATCH your girlfriend? I am having some very gross thoughts.
2006-06-22 13:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tyrtyl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know who's sad? The squirrel
2006-06-22 13:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, making love with a skinned squirrel. give me my ten here buddy
2006-06-22 13:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like an excellent way to get an EX-girlfriend.
2006-06-22 13:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by Berry K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chasing your boyfriend with A Modern Bride magazine is way more fun!!!!!!!!
2006-06-22 13:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sick and if I was your g/f I'd dump you so fast! Well...okay I'd probably just get really mad at you and not let you "do" anything to/with me for like 2 or 3 weeks.
2006-06-22 13:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe the cookie!
Food knows everything...
2006-06-22 13:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds cool to do to any random person on the street
2006-06-22 13:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by bloody_paws 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋