For example: I went deer hunting and caught a good one then had mounted on the wall and the neighbor ask you kill the deer. Nope, ran through the wall and got stuck.
2006-06-22 15:18:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It could stuff that happen to you or something that you saw while minding your business
2006-06-23 14:24:11 · update #1
I had a customer just today who asked where the ink aisle was. I said "aisle 4 is the ink aisle, see there's the sign."
Their reply after looking at the sign "is that the aisle with the ink?"
2006-06-22 17:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
My friend & I were riding around in an unfamiliar town, I made a turn down a one way street and she asked, "why did they build houses on both sides if it a one way street?" here's your sign.
My daughter wanted me to take her to some yard sales. Well, we passed this house that had a sign out: garage sale and she asked, "why would anyone want to sale their garage?" here's your sign.
Might not be very funny but at least I am from Arkansas.
2006-06-22 23:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was having a yard sale one time and someone drove up and asked me...Are you having a yard sale....I said nope I am taking everything out of my house and taking inventory...Here's your sign !
2006-06-22 22:59:47 · answer #3 · answered by Jean f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day i was walking and this guy asks me "are those glasses you are wearing?" I look at him and I say "Since I don't have a house, I decided at least I could wear two windows!"
2006-06-22 22:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Taliea2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one night i walked in the house ,soaked , and my wife asked " is it raining?" i said nope, decided to take the fish for a walk .heres your sign!!
2006-06-22 22:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by live4toons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone came in all sweaty and someone else said is it hot out there? and they replied no i jumped in the lake
2006-06-22 22:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day my hair was shorter..and my friend asked me " did u get a haircut" and i said. " no faries came to me and asked me for some hair to make their coats..so i gave it to them..(very lame...but wutever)
2006-06-22 22:28:29 · answer #7 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Aquarius, does that count?
2006-06-22 22:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... I am kinda slow.. but I don't get it.
2006-06-22 22:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋