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2006-06-22 11:46:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i just received this joke from a text message..
there is this boyfriend and girlfriend..
bf: "hon, let's do 69!"
gf: "what is 69?"
bf: "it's easy.."
then they positioned theirselves..
while in that position, the boy farted 4 times..
then the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"
lolz..
2006-06-24 00:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by g25_19_21p 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Did You hear about the monkey who went to the store to buy some bananas? He asked the stockboy, where are the bananas? The stockboy said sorry we dont have any. The monkey continued to look for bananas. Again He asked the same stockboy, where are the bananas? The stockboy said OK I will spell it out for You, f.u.c.k. b.a.n.a.n.a.s. The monkey said, but there is no f.u.c.k. in bananas. The stockboy said THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL YOU!
2006-06-22 20:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as evolution, there's just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing his body up... he's pushing the earth down.
2006-06-22 18:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by hailtotheredskins1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU are sooooo rude monkey
2006-06-22 19:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by I ♥ me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you aren't ticklish. i always thought monkeys r ticklish. how fool of me to think that...
2006-06-22 18:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make yourself laugh
2006-06-22 18:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Cathy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'"alright monkey, play my head"
2006-06-22 18:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer rude.
2006-06-22 18:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by kiss me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOK INTO MY EYESS!!!! O O
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2006-06-22 20:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋