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We loved that beaver! She had that beaver since she was a baby.

2006-06-22 14:24:57 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

iamigloo - yes it would

2006-06-22 14:30:17 · update #1

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that is why you should tie your wife and gf to seperate radiators. then these sorts of eating/commingling things wouldn't happen.

Poor beaver! Does that make it an undead beaver now? Does it just lie there?

2006-06-23 02:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 11 5

No big deal. I guess it's better than having the Zombie boyfriend stuffing your wife's beaver.

2006-06-22 23:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Call the ASPCA I'm sure they must have laws against eating Beaver's! It's cruelty to animals ain't it!

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2006-06-22 14:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Guess it was it's time to go. That beaver musta been be pretty old anyways by now if your wife had it since she was a baby .........

2006-06-23 06:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by ilona 3 · 0 0

you have a girlfriend and a wife? you won't miss the beaver!

2006-06-22 14:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Magi 5 · 0 0

now that the beaver is dead.. as long as it wasn't entirely eaten.......why not have a zombie beaver?..... and how dare she drink your beer!!!!!! the nerve of some zombies.....

2006-06-23 04:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0 0

first the goat..now the beaver. You just can't be trusted with furry things :-)

2006-06-23 10:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 0 0

WARD??? werent you alittle rough on the beaver last night! lol

2006-06-22 14:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I recommend cooking up beer butt beaver...it's even better than beer butt possum.

2006-06-23 03:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey just be glad that your wife allows ya to have agal friend

2006-06-22 14:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by likeskansas 5 · 0 0

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