10 points to someone with a really funny and dirty poem!!!!!?

Answer 1

love is a gamble
kissing is a game
the boys do the f***ing
and the girl gets the blame
one night of pleasure
nine months of pain
three days in hospital
baby needs a name
daddy is a bas****
mummy is a wh***
junior wouldn't be here
if the rubber never tore

p.s hope you enjoy

Answer 2

Mess, mess, everywhere!
Spaggetti and meatballs on my chair,
I smush it in my sister's hair!
And throw the bisquits on the floor,
And maybe toss some out the door!
And when i see some passerby's,
I'll throw a bisquit at their eye,
And then i'll snicker as they cry,
Then chase them down the street with pie!
And then i see some people dare,
To come out of their house and stare,
To watch their neigbors in this strange snare.
But then i'll push them on the ground,
and pour some applesauce on their crown,
I'll point at all of them and say,
"Look at what you have done today!"
"All of this mess that YOU have made!"
"Look at this mess, don't you care?"
"Theres messy mess everywhere!"

Is this a dirty enough poem for you? I made it up just now...heehee :)

Answer 3

I think you should only allow literate people to answer this one. Right, hollistergirl? your little racist joke wasn't even funny, and you can't spell!

I know a whore who has no sense.
She cannot spell because she's dense.
If brains were dynamite,Lord only knows
She wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
But noses aren't what she's into blowing
Cause hollister girls are only into hoeing.

Answer 4

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high pulled down his fly and ask jill if she wanna
jill said yes pulled up her dress
they had a little fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

Answer 5

This one is a classic:

There was a young lady of Exeter
So pretty, that men craned their necks at her.
(One went so far
As to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her!)

Answer 6

little Jack Horner
sat in a corner
fu*king his girlfriend dry
he stuck in his pinky
and pulled it out stinky
and said, "This is better than pie"

Answer 7

As a kid, when we rode on the bus,
Deep questions we'd often discuss:
"Would it come off divine,
Or just blow out her spine,
If Superman did it with Lois?"

Answer 8

there was an old man from dallow who sparked a young girl in the hollow when he told her his dong was a wooping 15 inchews long she said oh s*** that's a hard one to swallow

Answer 9

it's not dirty but it's raciest. i heard it from this kid at school.
a mexican is running he is running fron the migra
a black guy is running he robbed something
a white guy he is exercising
and a chinese guy he's going to make sushi

Answer 10

all around the mulberry bush the monkey humps the weasel. now they have a measel!