A man escapes from prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowners' wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While
he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy
is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist, don't complain... Do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both. Be strong honey, I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we had
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love
you too!"
2006-06-22 07:19:29 · 6 answers · asked by bagelexec 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!
2006-06-22 07:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! You stole this joke from me - who posted it here a couple of weeks ago.
It's a classic though.
2006-06-22 07:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, an old but classic joke. Gotta love it'
2006-06-22 07:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ipshwitz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's halarious...I haven't heard a good joke in a while
2006-06-22 07:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by annabanana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's terrible...disappointing the wife again !
2006-06-22 10:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome.
2006-06-22 07:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋