TOP THIS JOKE
2006-06-22 07:41:08 · 4 answers · asked by s_g_brizan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice joke. I always liked this one though:
Okay, so there were these kids in a church..
There's a boy, and a girl. The boy is always poking the girl with a pencil during sunday school. Everytime she gets poked she'll yell out something in shock. One day the teacher was asking the kids questions about the Bible.
"Who died for us on the cross?"
The boy then poked the girl with the pencil, catching her off guard. "Jesus Christ!" She yelled.
The teacher's next question:
"Who was Jesus' father?"
The boy proceeds to poke the girl again. "God Almighty!" She exclaimed.
The teacher had one more question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to her third child?"
The boy poked the girl again. "If you poke me with that thing one more time, I'm going to snap it in half!"
2006-06-22 07:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Leeloo Dallas Multipass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's the difference between a frog and a horney toad?
A. A frog says ribbit ribbit and a horney toad says rub it rub it!
HA!
2006-06-22 07:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by foxi_brown_eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love ME more
2006-06-22 07:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lov it...great!!
2006-06-22 07:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by dincpurple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋