I just found a toad bigger than my fist in mine. I was so shocked I ran out of the room screaming....hope this makes someone laugh. I'll vote for the funniest answer.
2006-06-22 05:48:38 · 36 answers · asked by Christy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These answers are too funny!!!! Keep them coming!
2006-06-22 05:59:32 · update #1
My sisters friends false front teeth. She'd been sick down the toiet and dislogged her teeth and hadn't realise they came out and she didnt look after she flushed and then when I wne tin the bathroom her teeth hadn't flush with the sick so they wer ejust floating there...I screamed the house down lol xXx
2006-06-22 05:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by nutmeg666forever 1 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I was sitting there with this creepy feeling so I got up, turned around and looked . . . and there was a completely white tree toad. The only way I could see it was it's eyes! OMG, I screamed bloody murder and ran out of the bathroom. I think, even though that was 20 years ago, it still affects me today. I don't like tree toads at all and I always check the toilet before I sit now!
2006-06-22 06:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by cherryred64gto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's right, point out what a posh person you are by bragging about how you've got a toilet!
A bucket just isn't good enough for you, you have to pretend you're royalty?!!
I'll bet you're one of those types that uses toilet paper as well and washes their hands after picking out the hard bits?
2006-06-22 06:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time, my friend's and i were goin 2 play a trick on my little sis, so we put a plastic haloween monster in the toilet. she was at a girl scout meeting sso she wouldn't be home for another hour about. well, i had 2 go to the bathroom, so i went in there, put up the toilet seat, and i got so scared, i ran out of the bathroom screaming.
2006-06-22 05:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by DRUMMERS RULE! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found a rat floating in the john once. All of a sudden I didn't have the need to pee anymore.
2016-05-20 11:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
easter eggs- i mean who hides the easter eggs in the toilet.
$50 dollar bill- just when i was goina grab the nephew comes
and flushes the toilet.
my birthday present- who puts a new shirt in the toilet.
last but not least, after going to a resturant i came home havin to pee. open the toilet seat and theres my guinea pig staring rite bac at me. i screamed. those things look scary wet.
2006-06-22 06:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 3 year old daughter took her friend and washed their hair in the toilet. I thought it was pretty funny but my freind the mother of the other child was hysterical.
I had one of my kids through my wallet in the toilet but i didn't think that was too funny.
2006-06-22 05:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by prettymama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a toad? thats funny ...
at my last house, the toilets werent flushing for the life of me, so i had the septic tank pumped, well that didnt help either :( so my husband snaked out the pipes and pulled out a pencil ... it wasnt even sharpened yet!!
2006-06-22 05:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by brandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brother was playing a prank on me and he stuck a fire cracker in the toilet and it blew up my butt checks!!lol
other time is when i lived in the country i saw a huge tarantula (spider) in the toilet i had my pants down and i went running out of the bathroom with my pants down to my ankles and my parents were video tapping my 6 month old brother messing around in the living room and he was crawling and they got me on tape!! lol
2006-06-22 07:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just had to say, I liked Mesperanto's answer. If you ARE royalty, does that mean that every time you go to the toilet, you have a royal flush?
2006-06-22 06:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog's head. Not in a creepy morbid kinda way, but he always drinks out of the toilet. It really grosses me out.
2006-06-22 05:52:24 · answer #11 · answered by Lisa H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋