I love pun jokes. I'll give 10 points to
1) Whoever provides a pun joke I haven't heard
and
2) Whoever provides the most original pun joke
2006-06-22 07:34:03 · 7 answers · asked by Ipshwitz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the
key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint
mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Hans and Stein were playing in their yard in Zurich when
one of the boys accidentally swallowed a coin and started
choking. Hans ran inside to get help, yelling "Mom! Dad!
Come quick! There's a franc in Stein!"
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Damn."
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out
of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
What does it mean when the flag is at half staff at the post office?
They're hiring.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different
puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns
would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
2006-06-22 08:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by Imajica 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahaha...holy crap...that was hilarious. Just when I thought I'd heard all the little Johnny jokes, you pull that one out of the hat. Way to go Gorje. star
2016-05-20 11:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your cold where should you go?
In the corner cause its 90 degrees (;
2013-10-09 05:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M NOT SURE-but i think (imalica i am) needs to get a life ... so someone else can answer
2006-06-22 10:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had the retarded baby? they named him Sum Ting Wong
2006-06-22 07:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by mysoberjourney 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure.
2006-06-22 07:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by manusoccer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please refer to my joke about the cheese.
2006-06-22 07:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋