whoever can answer these first and give me atleast 7 dumb blonde jokes gets 10 points!!!?

Question

1.if a electric train is headed south and the wind is blowing north then what direction is the smoke blowing?

2.if you have seven bottles of wine you drink five give one to a freind then go out and buy six more then drink six whats the owner
of the wine bottles name?

oh remember after you answer those you have to give as many dumb blonde jokes as you can think and by the way you put less thanb seven!!!

no i'm sorry but don't put in the blonde jokes my best freinds are blondes!!

Answer 1

electirc train can't blow smoke
Des-my name

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


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A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"


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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".


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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!


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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.


The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,

"I think they could be bird tracks."

The second blonde went to look and said,

"No, I think these are deer tracks."

They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!


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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."


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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,

"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"


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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"


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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Answer 2

1. Nowhere. An electric train doesn't blow steam

2. dont' know that answer-seven bottles?



1. A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

2. This blonde walks into a hardware store and asks the guy at the cashier,"Can I buy that microwave?" He replies,"No im sorry we don't sell to blondes." So she goes home and dies her hair green.She goes back and asks" Can I buy that microwave?" "No im sorry we don't sell to blondes" So goes home and does the same thing with burnette, red, and blue. The last time she goes in she says "How do you always know who I am?" He replies "Because thats a T.V"

3. Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.

4. Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes?
A: “Toes go in first.”

5. One day a blonde buys two horses but she can't tell them apart so she calls up her friend and says," I got these two horses but I can't tell them apart. What should I do?" Her friend says try tying a ribbon in one of your horses tails." The next day the blonde calls back and says," It didn't work the ribbon came out. What now." So her friend says," Try spray painting one of your horses manes." The blonde calls back the next day and says,"The spray paint washed out." So her friend says,"I am all out of ideas." So the next day the blonde calls back and says,"I just figured out that the white horse is ten inches taller than the black horse!"

6. Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

7.Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

Answer 3

1. trick quetion ,eletice train is powerd by diesel engin that makes the jenerator turn and if you look closely you do see smoke so you cant say theres no smoke but if the eletrice train runs on eletrce wires then there is no smoke
2.it depends who you gave the last bottel to if you didnt give the last bottle to somebody then your the owner

1.blonede went up to an 90yd blonde well she said how-do-you-do and the 90yd said how-old-are-you well im 90yd
2. a blonde was at a partey with a brunet the brunet said you might want to stay the night its pornen out so the blonde leaves comes back a hour later soaked the brunet says whered you go blonde says i had to get clothes from my house sence i was staying her the night silly and walkes off
3.why cant a blonde dial911 she cant find the eleven!

there are two this may not get me the ten points but go to www.flowgo.com and click on bumb bloned jokes under catigories and youll find many more than 7 try 20-30 hows that!!!

Answer 4

electric train doesnt blow smoke!
the owner would be urself!

put a blonde in a circle room and tell her to find a corner

tell a blonde to put a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order

how do you kill a blonde...put a scratch n sniff at a bottom of a pool

there is a red head a blonde and a burnette and they are taken captured and the red head is tied to the wooden pool and is blind folded and is about to be shot for treason ready aim and the red head yell tornado! the people run. They come back out to find that the red head was lieing and she got away so then they bring out the burnette and do the same with her and for the same reason they go ready aim she yells earthquake! the people run.they come back and they see that she was lieing to and she got away! they do the same thing with the the blonde and she says to her self well if they could do it then i think i might be able to do it to! they go ready aim and she yells!! FIRE!!! lol

Answer 5

1. north??
2. Brittany (my name)

two blondes r sitting outside and 1 blonde says "which 1 is closer, mexico or the moon?" the other1 says "well duh can u see mexico from here?"

a blonde and a brunet are walking down the street, and the brunet says "hey look at that dog with one eye!" so the blonde covers one of her eyes.

two blondes are watching the news and theres a guy who is trying to jump off a cliff. so, 1 blonde says "lets make a bet. i bet $20 he will jump off the cliff" the other says "ok i bet he wont" so they look back at the tv and he jumps off. then the 1 blonde says " i'm sorry i can't take your money. i saw the news earlier and i knew he was gonna jump off". the other 1 says " well i saw the news too but i didnt think he was gonna jump off again!"

theres a blonde and a brunet sitting in the backyard talking. the brunet says " so isnt your husband doing work in Indiana?" and the blonde says " no, hes in Indianappolis"

two blondes go to a wrestling match and get to see kane backstage. well the one blonde brought candy for him so they walk up to him and she asks "want some candy kane?" and the other blonde says "sure i'll have some candycanes"

a blonde and her husband were listening to the radio. the news caster says "it's chilli out outside" and the blonde says "well i guess we dont have to make dinner"

a blonde and her mom were eating breakfast and the mom tells the blonde to go make her bed.15 minutes later, the mom goes upstairs and the blonde is stuffing cotton and sewing a mattress.

Answer 6

the only answer i know is number one
electric trains don't have smoke
can't figure out the second one but ill take a guess "seven bottles"



sorry I don't have a blonde joke

Answer 7

1-there's no smoke coming out of an electric train
2-the owner would be me. you said you, referring to me.
3-thanks for the 2 points anyway. im too lazy to write up blonde jokes for you.

Answer 8

1.)Electric trains don't make smoke
2.)Hilary
And I won't tell you any blonde jokes but I'll give you a website for blonde jokes.

Answer 9

1.) The smoke does not blow anywhere, none from an electric train!!!

2.) My name is Chino

Answer 10

1. electric train doesn't have smoke (unless it's malfunctioning). Also, smoke doesn't blow, it gets blown

2. It's my name, and I'm very very drunk.