OK first one kinda dumb some girl told me this at work.
There was 3 guys at a bar and they were arguing over who was stronger so they went outside to throw bricks up in the air to see who could throw the highest the 1st guy throws his and it went 5ft wow not bad the other two say so the next guy throws his and it goes 10 ft WOW say the other two so the last guy picks up a golden brick and throws his up in the air and they wait and it disapears into the sky and never comes back down......
told you it was dumb OK next one better i promise.
A guy with a cigar and a lady with a parrot are on a airplane the lady says to the guy will you please throw your cigar out the window it is hurting my bird the guy says only if you throw your bird out the window he is bugging me so the lady says ok so out goes the cigar and the bird about 5 mins later you see the bird fly by with something in his mouth .....What did he have in his mouth????
2006-06-21 20:11:27 · 15 answers · asked by Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the golden brick!!!!!
2006-06-21 20:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by factoryslaves 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Cigar
2006-06-22 03:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by swami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to the first joke...are you talking about the sun?
To the second question...are you telling me he came back in with a cigar in his mouth, shouldn't the cabin have depressurized killing everyone onboard? Here is a joke for you-See if you get it-a little boy is having his first birthday; his mother asks him to make a wish and blow out the candles. He does and then he eats cake and ice cream and then, when the party is over, the guests leave and he goes to bed, after thanking his mother for the party. Later the next day, his mother asks what he wished for-he replies that he wished his grandmother dead. Almost immediately, she gets a call that the grandma is dead. after that, he says he wished his father would die- later on that day, his mother is talking to her husband and he asks if anything unusual happened. To this, the mother replies that after the mailman drops off the mail, he drops dead on the porch................................
2006-06-22 03:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by necromancer mortaneus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A brick
The proper telling of this joke (because this is only a single joke, not two) is amongst a bunch of friends. You throw the first joke in early in the conversation. Later on you tell the second half of the joke when people have forgotten the first half.
2006-06-22 09:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Databit42 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The golden brick
2006-06-22 04:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! a bird with a bump on it's head smoking a cigar..lol->
2006-06-22 03:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I think the first joke is missing a punch line.
Second of all, you cant open a window on a plane.
2006-06-22 05:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by bmhk7925 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tongue. Air. Bad breath. Shall i continue?
2006-06-22 03:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cigar?
2006-06-22 03:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE BRICK FROM THE FIRST JOKE??????
2006-06-22 03:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dint understand wats funny in da first one..yea u were rite...dat was lame...and da second one...watava...sorry...cant help it...
2006-06-22 03:19:56 · answer #11 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋