Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-21 14:44:37 · 7 answers · asked by happy snap 1

I got one.
yo mamma is so fat that everytime she sneezes her toenails curl up. what about you? got jokes ?

2006-06-21 14:39:27 · 8 answers · asked by Pussycat 4

2006-06-21 14:39:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

neither did they

2006-06-21 14:33:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Contact me for the answer

2006-06-21 14:07:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 13:53:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 13:44:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Best one gets 10 wopping points

2006-06-21 13:43:42 · 18 answers · asked by Why Not 3

2006-06-21 13:42:47 · 6 answers · asked by Why Not 3

2006-06-21 13:42:47 · 21 answers · asked by lilredd327 1

2006-06-21 13:38:23 · 8 answers · asked by Jasmine 2

mine is a blended zebra
post urs and if
u got an answers that is already on here dont post
it again plez

2006-06-21 13:35:36 · 24 answers · asked by Amber S 2

just put any answer
the funniest will get the best
if ur answer is already on here
don't post it again

2006-06-21 13:34:00 · 12 answers · asked by Amber S 2

A VERY GOOD ONE
BEST ONE GETS BEST ANSWER

2006-06-21 13:30:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

and heads towards town 2 at the speed of 50 mph, train B leaves town 2 at 12.45pm heading for town 1 at 65mph, what time does the buffet cart open on train C?

2006-06-21 13:15:42 · 13 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-21 13:13:59 · 18 answers · asked by swept away 1

My very elderly granny had an accident really uncanny. she sat down on a chair while her false teeth lay there, and bit herself right in the fanny! lol

2006-06-21 13:04:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 12:59:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 12:58:12 · 14 answers · asked by destinejohnson007 2

2006-06-21 12:43:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

What web site has a list of great riddles? I also want the anwsers. No, I am not going to post them on Yahoo Questions.

2006-06-21 12:41:49 · 8 answers · asked by Hurricanehunter 2

2006-06-21 12:39:39 · 19 answers · asked by rljmmp 3

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2006-06-21 12:37:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

You throw away the outside, cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What veggie is this?

2006-06-21 12:37:21 · 15 answers · asked by queenofitall94 3

FUNNIEST ones win! :)

2006-06-21 12:36:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

They chicken or the egg...
the laces or the shoes...
Napoleon Dynamite or Pedro...
Big Bird or Seasame Street...
Jay-z or Beyonce...
Chingy or gay people...
skin or the mind...
yahoo or the people that was already addicted to it before Y!Answers

2006-06-21 12:30:18 · 9 answers · asked by Fritz J 3

2006-06-21 12:29:54 · 6 answers · asked by TINY 1

2006-06-21 12:23:59 · 43 answers · asked by RACHEL 3

Many of you have already heard this one (it is part of a VERY funny joke posted a while back), but I want to know your answer.

A teacher asks one of her students, "there are four crows sitting on a fence. a farmer shoots one. how many are left?"

what is the REAL answer to this?

2006-06-21 12:23:03 · 8 answers · asked by mystique_365 2

A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who's the hardest.
The bear says "when I roar the whole forest trembles".
The lion says "when I roar the whole jungle shakes".
The chicken says " all I have to do is cough and the whole f*****g world s***s it's self!"

2006-06-21 12:20:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous