Best Blonde Joke?

Question

Best one gets 10 wopping points

Answer 1

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds."

Answer 2

A blonde went into a hair salon wearing headphones...the same salon as always. She asked for a trim and for them just to cut around the headphones. Halfway thru her hair cut she fell aseelp. The stylest wonder what could be so great about what this girl was listening to that she couldn't take them off to get her hair done. The stylest decided to remove the headphones from the girl and listen. She gentley took the headphones off the blondes head....and the blonde passed out. The stylest listened, "Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in..."

Answer 3

3 women, a blond, brunette, and a red head, are at a doctor, trying to see if they are pregnant.

the doctor walks up to the redhead and asks "what position were you during conception?"
"on top" shes says. "well, then youre having a boy".

then the doctor goes to the brunette and asks the same question. "i was on bottom" she says. "your having a girl."

just then, the blond started crying. "whats wrong?" asked the doctor. "am i going to have puppies?" she asked.


A List Of Things Only A Blonde Would Invent

-The Water Proof Teabag
-The Helicopter Ejection Seat
-The Unsinkable Submarine
-The Battery Powered Battery Finder

Answer 4

There was a red head a Bernette and a blonde they were lost in the middle of the desert and they fond a lamp and they rubed it and a Genie came out and he said you get three wishes the red head said she wished she was back hme with her boyfriend and the bernette wished she was back at work and the blonde wished she had a car door...get it because if you go really fast in car when the windows down you get nice and cool.

Answer 5

a ventriloquist tells a a dumb blonde joke: santa ,the easter bunny,spiderman,a smart blonde,and a dumb blonde jump off a building who falls first? santa the easter bunny spiderman and a smart blonde dont exist so the dumb blonde lands. there was a blonde in the audience and starts yell at him . the ventriloquist gets up says oh im sorry. the blonde says hey u stay out of this im talking to the jerk on ur shoulder!

Answer 6

A blond walks into an electronics store and asks the cashier if she can buy a t.v. the cashier says no I don't sell these t.v.s to blonds. So she goes home and dyes her hair red and comes back to the store. She asks the cashier if she can buy the t.v. he again says no I don't sell these t.v.s to blonds. So she goes back home and dyes her hair black then goes back to the store and asks to buy the t.v. The cashier says no I don't sell these t.v.s to blonds. She asks how did you know I'm blond. Well, he says, only a dumb blond would think this microwave was a t.v.

Answer 7

A blonde sees another blonde across the lake and yells out, "How do I get to the other side of the lake?"

The other blonde yells back, "You're already on the other side!"

Answer 8

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a line?

A wind tunnel.

Answer 9

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Answer 10

what do you call 10 blondes in a freezer?

frosted flakes.

how do you know a blonde is making chocolate chip cookies?

there are M&M shells on the floor.

Answer 11

(lol im blonde!!)
2 blondes walk out of a mall. it starts to rain. they run to their car in the parking lot with their bags. when they realize they left their keys in the car, they start banging on the windows, yelling, trying to get in.
one of them says "Gosh, we better find a way in soon, or the inside of the car will get wet!"
(if u r even blonder than these girls, it was a convertible)