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2006-06-21 13:30:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama's so old her breast milk is powder!!!
2006-06-21 13:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Louie J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas like a cigarette-- I have her 40 times a day AND she's killing me!!
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
HoPe YoU lIkE tHeM
2006-06-21 20:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by A Jah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly she makes a vibrator go limp!
Yo mama so fat she uses diet soap!
2006-06-21 21:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Crazy Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas house is so dirty i had 2 wipe my feet on the way out
2006-06-21 20:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by mslinda97 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so Black she got cut and Oil came out
2006-06-21 20:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by valerioman16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so black that when it got dark at the family reunion everybody thought she went home!!
2006-06-21 20:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so blind she had sex with you thinking you her husband.
2006-06-21 20:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by wdc1995@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid i rang the doorbell n she opene the microwave
2006-06-21 20:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by luckydevil1213 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat that when she bent over the next door neighbor said "Ah, there's our U-haul!"
2006-06-21 20:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so strong she drink peanutbutter through a straw!
without ugly there cant be no beauty,without dummies there can be no smart people soooooo thats wat ur mom comes in handy 4?!
2006-06-21 20:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas butt hair is so long that when she flushes the toilet they get all tangled up.
2006-06-21 20:38:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋