just put any answer
the funniest will get the best
if ur answer is already on here
don't post it again
2006-06-21 13:34:00 · 12 answers · asked by Amber S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to eggsersise
2006-06-27 12:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chickens are very decisive,they haven't got any "middle of the road issues".and in a chickens world any press is good press. there standard message stays the same, EAT BEEF FOR LIFE !
2006-06-21 13:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by bep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the rooster was on the other side of the road and she wanted some COCK-a-doodle-do.
2006-06-21 14:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he was stuck to the (insert any nationality you would like to imply that ***** chickens) old answer but still funny in a sick sort of way. oh i know, he was stuck to the redneck cause his cousin said no!!ouch
2006-06-21 15:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by LeRoy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be early for the Macy's one- day only sale *flick of the wrist in a girlish manner*
2006-06-21 13:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from Kentucky
2006-06-21 14:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by cvo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because yo momma was chasin after it trying to put a condom on him so she wouldnt lay eggs.
2006-06-21 13:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was stapled to the school crossign guard?
2006-06-21 13:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jack Kerouac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
2006-06-21 13:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by tykasia32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz it thought it was chicken feet.
2006-06-21 21:36:46 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋