A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who's the hardest.
The bear says "when I roar the whole forest trembles".
The lion says "when I roar the whole jungle shakes".
The chicken says " all I have to do is cough and the whole f*****g world s***s it's self!"
2006-06-21 12:20:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL thats hilarious. I have one too.
A farmer has three daughters, and they all have a date on the same night. To show the boys who's boss the farmer sits with his shotgun and waits for the door bell to ring. The door bell rings...
"Hi! I'm Joe, I'm here for Flow, we're going to the show is she ready to go?" The farmer thinks and lets his daugther go. He takes a seat...
The door bell rings...
"Hi! I'm Freddy, I'm here for Betty, were going to get Spaghetti is she ready?" The farmer thinks and he lets his daughter go. He takes a seat again.
The door bell rings...
The boys, "Hi! I'm Chuck!" The farmer shot him!
2006-06-21 12:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Why Not 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG... That is so funny i can't get over it... he said chicken only 2 times... OMG i said chicken 2 times... no now it three bummer not funny n-e more.... that sucks....well... PICK ME I WANT 10 POINTS
2006-06-21 12:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by Fritz J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what, the chicken is a moran! Good joke.
2006-06-21 12:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by organicchem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is seriously funny Dude! I am not even baked of wasted or any thing.
2006-06-21 12:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by caitie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
...does this mean we're all chicken s**t?
2006-06-21 12:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by mystique_365 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats very funny
2006-06-21 12:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good! LOL!
2006-06-21 12:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by jkeys00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2006-06-21 12:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by catmanbigwil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha!
2006-06-21 12:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha haha! thats really original,very good.
2006-06-21 13:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by geri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋