2006-06-21 10:51:31 · 13 answers · asked by meep 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it cant exactly. but if you really wnat to know, its pi divided by the weight of the average woodchuck multiplied by the # of logs he chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood. but he can so why did you ask?
2006-06-21 11:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck can only chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood. I believe 3 1/4 tons per woodchuck, per day.
2006-06-21 17:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by honeybunchesofdeath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the woodchuck chucked three big trees down in my yard last year. And chucked two of them on my house. I was away at the time and when I got home my house, carport, shed, and yard were a mess. They tried to tell me it was from a hurricane. But I know it was that woodchuck. So be careful because that woodchuck will throw whole trees on you or your house. I guess it was a good thing I was not home at the time because that woodchuck would have chucked those trees at me.
2006-06-21 18:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by jeb_oi812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-21 17:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by jdimmitt22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the time of the year, they hibernate a lot. Therefore, they spend little time chucking wood when deep in the ground. Even when not hibernating, they have rather small paws, which makes it difficult to grasp large pieces of wood. Being limited in the size of the pieces of wood they may grasp, they cannot chuck a lot of wood during any timed competition.
Most monkeys would do much better. If you have a lot of wood to be chucked, I suggest you look into getting a good monkey.
2006-06-21 17:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none cause the things says IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood. that means that it doesnt chuck any wood at all
2006-06-21 17:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by fret87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because they cant
you didn't pay attention to the question
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?:)
2006-06-21 17:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it'd be about 700lbs worth.
2006-06-21 17:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood Chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood!
2006-06-22 04:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. His little arms are too short to chuck anything.
2006-06-21 18:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋