2006-06-21 06:23:14 · 37 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like the answer above - Tiny - cos when people ask you why you called him Tiny you can say "Because he's my newt"
Gettit???
2006-06-21 07:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by oayehi 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Newt Gingrich
2006-06-21 06:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neubie the newt
2006-06-21 06:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ned the newt
2006-06-21 06:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nert the newt
2006-06-21 06:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by George 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Cleese. He was turned into a newt in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Of course, he got better.
2006-06-21 07:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Augustus vincidius octavior the third. Grand master of all newt kind, ruler and overseer of the pond and all who dwell within. Lord of amphibians, hailed and sacred pontiff of the riverside.
2006-06-21 08:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything but late for dinner!
(What do newts eat, anyway?)
2006-06-21 09:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by Remember 9-11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judge. As most judges are as pizzed as a newt
2006-06-21 06:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
newt
2006-06-21 06:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by fret87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob or Mr. Newt, if he is upper class.
2006-06-21 07:35:24 · answer #11 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋