yo mama is so stupid she bought an answering machine & started asking it questions = ]!!
2006-06-21 06:45:32 · 14 answers · asked by yer5yey5 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yup, a whole bunch at www.wocka.com. personally, I don't use them because they are usually low and just insulting. I like humor with some thought and actual comedic use.
2006-06-21 06:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants
Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a shop mirror
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry
Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention
Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton
Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor
Yo momma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
2006-06-21 14:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by Apathy Is a Cold Body 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
when she was born the Doc smacked her face
2006-06-21 13:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a Q-tip as a tampon!
2006-06-27 17:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat when she listens to music the neighbars complain about how loud it is
2006-06-27 19:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Gothic Girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there needs to be a list of all the YM jokes that cannot be used again. I'm tired of hearing the same stuff over and over.
2006-06-21 15:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by mike m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that she has her own zip code
2006-06-21 13:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it read to be continued
2006-06-21 14:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by browneyedgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
yo mama's credit so bad they cancelled her kroger's plus card!
2006-06-21 13:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just yo mamma is all.
2006-06-21 13:54:33 · answer #10 · answered by derstrudelmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋