How bout this one: Your mommas so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
2006-06-21 07:09:26 · 10 answers · asked by d_f_t_m_b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eh, i've heard that one
2006-06-21 07:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma's so fat that when god said let their be light he told her to get her fat *** old of the way.
2006-06-21 07:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
2006-06-21 07:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. your mommas so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on top of her
2. your mommas so fat she turns around and its her birthday again
3. your mommas so fat if she moves her shadow causes an eclipse
2006-06-21 08:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so little that she had to get a bigger chair
to get in to the closet.
2006-06-21 07:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by cafe_blue_note 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid it took her four times to write the symbol 1
2006-06-21 08:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she has her own website
herspace.com
2006-06-21 07:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed
2006-06-21 07:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by mcskillins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb...she thinks cheerios are donut seeds.
2006-06-21 07:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momas so old that when god said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.
2006-06-21 07:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋