Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

A rooster standing on the border of Mexico and US lay an egg. what is the nationality of the egg?

2006-06-27 05:50:15 · 25 answers · asked by Smartboy 2

2006-06-27 05:49:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

what's more powerful than god
more evil than Lucifer (devil)
and if you eat it, you will die

2006-06-27 05:39:59 · 18 answers · asked by ShyGirl455 2

now, be smart about it!

2006-06-27 05:39:35 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2

2006-06-27 05:31:25 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6

Email me with your answers.

2006-06-27 05:28:10 · 12 answers · asked by Lorenzo 3

The joke can be of any category-Children or Adults.The only condition is that I should like it.

2006-06-27 05:24:18 · 6 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3

2006-06-27 05:20:21 · 12 answers · asked by bluejay_all_the_way 3

June & May's mom have twelve kids. They were each born on the same day but diffrent months. No child shares a birthday. What are their names, signs, and birthdays?

2006-06-27 05:19:15 · 8 answers · asked by bluejay_all_the_way 3

what is the middle of Jerusalem?

2006-06-27 05:17:29 · 26 answers · asked by Smartboy 2

2006-06-27 05:14:28 · 17 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7

Now there has GOT to be a witty answer to that somewhere !!!!

2006-06-27 05:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by Uri 3

there were two men and each man had a horse. they wanted to know which horse is slower. they bet and started going slowly and turning in circle, until they met an old man. the old asked them what they were doing and they told him. then the old man whispered something in their ear, and they start running fast. What did the old man told them?

2006-06-27 05:04:16 · 11 answers · asked by Smartboy 2

2006-06-27 05:00:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

She say's 'I am Pregnant Mother Superior, what shall I do?'
'Go to the kitchen' replies the MS 'and suck a lemon.'
'Will that help?' asks the nun.
'No but it'll take that smile of your face.'

2006-06-27 04:53:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

2006-06-27 04:46:09 · 15 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

2006-06-27 04:41:20 · 22 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

A guy bet his neighbor $100 dollars that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.
Why did he lose the bet?

2006-06-27 04:37:48 · 18 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

2006-06-27 04:37:09 · 14 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7

A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

2006-06-27 04:33:38 · 42 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

2006-06-27 04:27:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tell me about the best joke u heard/ read so far.

2006-06-27 04:26:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tell me about the ebst joke u heard/ read so far.

2006-06-27 04:26:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive". " Only thing is --

2006-06-27 04:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can someone tell me a joke or something to try to make me laugh?? I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks.

2006-06-27 04:05:04 · 14 answers · asked by Pirate_Wench 5

Assume you have a normal 12 hour electric clock with second hand, minute hand, and hour hand.

1) How many degrees of arc does the minute hand move in 1 second?

2) How long does it take for the minute hand to move 1 degree of arc?

First person to come up with the correct answer to both questions will get 10 points for best answer!

This is pretty simple math so this will be an easy 10 points.\

Good luck!

2006-06-27 04:03:12 · 5 answers · asked by cdb 3

2006-06-27 03:59:29 · 11 answers · asked by Jilly Bean 1

2006-06-27 03:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by MAK 6

2006-06-27 03:51:50 · 5 answers · asked by police 6

if it was cold and you get back at your cabin that you rented, you find to discover that you only have one match and in your cabin you have a caroesene lamp, wood burning stove with wood as fuel, a candle, and old newspaper and you have to make a fire to keep warm but you have one match which would you light first

2006-06-27 03:50:28 · 15 answers · asked by daniel.gzmn 2