2006-06-27 04:37:09 · 14 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge."
- Benjamin Disraeli
2006-06-28 22:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
9 Things I Hate About Stupid People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a_s_s to search the entire room for the T.V. remote.
Because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a_s_s_e_s!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2006-06-28 02:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stupid person cannot know they are stupid. They are too stupid to understand what stupid is :P
2006-06-27 11:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mark aka jack573 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who call others stupid are most likely stupid...
2006-06-27 12:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you compare with the others, they make sure you know if you are stupid...you also can be stupid for a moment or a day or an event ;))...stupid is a relative thing ;)
2006-06-27 11:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by ota marmota 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If people tell you that you are stupid.
2006-06-27 11:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by bored in Michigan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,you probably won't "know" if you are stupid,but many people telling you that you are might give you the hint
2006-06-27 12:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by fac3d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The act of asking that question denotes intelligence.
2006-06-27 11:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by Prof B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they are told it's chilly outside and they go in to get a spoon and bowl.
2006-06-27 12:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT QUESTION THEN YOU ARE STUPID.
2006-06-27 12:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Connie Cuzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋