2006-06-27 03:59:29 · 11 answers · asked by Jilly Bean 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-27 04:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots a blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field. "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?" The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat." The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field. "It is blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name." The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, "If I could swim I would come out there and kick your ***."
2006-06-27 11:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
2006-06-27 11:18:02 · answer #3 · answered by denqweihsinqa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A:She forgot to take the tissue out of the tissue box.
Q:Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A:She threw away all the Ws.
2006-06-27 11:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Tralala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man said to a Blonde, Brunette, and Red Head: You will each say one thing about yourself but if you lie i will poof you away.
the Brunette went up to him and said: I think i'm the prettiest girl in the world.POOF!
The Red-Head said:I think i'm the smartest girl in the world. POOF!
The Blonde said: I Think-POOF!!
2006-06-27 11:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by jenny a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i posted a whole list of the ones i know yesterday...the question heading is "more stupid blonde jokes" check it out and tell me what u think
2006-06-27 11:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! One or two.
2006-06-27 11:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by Cutie!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUP HERE IS ONE SHORT AND KINDA FUNNY
WHY IS BLONDIE DANCIN ON CROSS LITE???
CUZ SHE THINKS SHE IS IN DISCO..........
2006-06-27 11:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mam,I hope I did.
2006-06-27 12:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i aint got any.
2006-06-27 11:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋