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2006-06-27 05:14:28 · 17 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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You shouldnt take sweets from strangers.

2006-06-27 07:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by big_dave_x 4 · 3 1

Well, depending on the stranger ...

I would politely refuse spotted dick from a stranger that approached me on the street. If the spotted dick was from a waitress, I may accept. I would have a reasonable expectation that it was acceptable.

Since we are in the Joke category, I will leave you with this missive: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but don't dick a stranger, even if he IS spotted!

2006-06-27 12:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ken C. 6 · 0 0

First ask if it's the food he's offering. If so, enjoy! (Its actually a kind of desert. Tastes lovely with cream or custard). If it's not the pudding he's offering.... well, that's up to you.

2006-06-27 12:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by ManoGod 6 · 0 0

It's a British concoction, a steamed, log-shaped suet pudding studded with currants. I guess you could eat it but it doesn't sound very appetizing!!

2006-06-27 12:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by aaronsgal 2 · 0 0

Cover it in custard and then eat it very slowy as it should be piping hot.

2006-06-27 18:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by Midnight Dynamo 3 · 0 0

wear gloves before handling -enjoy warm with custard ice cream or squirty cream mmmmmmm

2006-06-27 12:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by princess tinkle UK 4 · 0 0

Pour boiling hot custard on it.

2006-06-27 12:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0 0

cover it in custard put it in the microwave for a minute then eat it.

Yum yum

2006-06-28 03:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

Direct him to the nearest chemist.

2006-06-27 16:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0 0

Tell him to get some antibiotics for it and run like hell!

2006-06-27 12:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Emma H 2 · 0 0

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