2006-06-27 05:20:21 · 12 answers · asked by bluejay_all_the_way 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont want racist or stupid jokes either!
2006-06-27 05:58:36 · update #1
Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales came up and sang "we are family even though your fatter than me"
Yo mamma so stupid when she heard it was chilli outsides she ran out with a bowl and a spoon
2006-06-27 05:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by gLeek4610 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mamma is so stupid she's still stopped at the intersection with the flashing red lights waiting for the green light.
2006-06-27 05:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Mamma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-06-28 12:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she connected the microwave to the bed so she could get eight hours sleep in twenty minutes.
Yo momma so fat that when she goes to the beach she has to come off to let the tide in.
Yo momma so dumb that when she went for a pregnancy test and the doctors asked if she'd had a check up she said 'No he was Russian!
2006-06-27 05:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so dumb she called u to get ur phone number
yo mamma so ugly that when she looked out the windo she got arrested for mooning!
yo mamma so dum she got locked in a grocery dtore and starved
yo mamma so poor when i stepprd on the doorstep she said welcome to the 2nd story!
2006-06-27 05:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by limelight64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
2006-06-27 05:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Miss LaStrange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is ultra, ultra, ultra skinny on opposite day!
2006-06-27 05:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by falconz500 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a skittle, a rainbow popped out.
yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow, skittles rained from the sky.
2006-06-27 05:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by ShyGirl455 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company!
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears Nikes, they say "Nickelodeon"!
You momma's so stupid, she thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository!
You momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
You momma's so black, she drinks water and pees coffee!
2006-06-27 05:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, we were outside, she decided to jump up and got stuck in the sky!!!!!
2006-06-27 05:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋