Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-26 22:01:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 21:40:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 21:38:30 · 9 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2

he sees a massive elepant lying dead.Standing beside the elephant is a pygmy."Did you kill that elephant?Yes says the pygmy,with my club."Amazing" says the explorer,"how big is your club?There's about 200 of us,says the pygmy.

2006-06-26 21:28:39 · 16 answers · asked by michael k 6

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/justify18/speeding.jpg

You might be driving too fast...

2006-06-26 21:25:36 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

2006-06-26 21:22:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there....

2006-06-26 20:57:12 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday"

2006-06-26 20:30:09 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

this is a joke if you want the answer stay tuned i'll give it to you in 5 minutes...

2006-06-26 20:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by Pride of Baghdad. 3

An old joke....

An 85-year-old Florida man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained: Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open

2006-06-26 20:16:15 · 20 answers · asked by Gits 3

2006-06-26 20:01:26 · 15 answers · asked by Pride of Baghdad. 3

2006-06-26 19:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

2006-06-26 19:31:27 · 13 answers · asked by LunaChic 2

2006-06-26 19:29:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Previously, we saw this following riddle:

If two wrongs don't make a right, what did two rights make?
A: Airplane

Hehe... ya, it's an oldie. Ok, try this today's riddle:

Why shouldn't you pamper cows too much?

Have fun! :)

2006-06-26 19:27:46 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

what do we eat before it's born, and after it's dead?

2006-06-26 19:01:25 · 13 answers · asked by scheiem 3

In every life there's a b*tch, with every b*tch theres...

2006-06-26 19:00:26 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

I have never got six figures before, including those two on the other side of the decimal point.

2006-06-26 18:44:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

There's so many answers but whats the right one?

2006-06-26 18:44:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 18:40:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mr. Red, Mr. White, and Mr. Blue met at a coffee shop. One man was wearing a red suit, one a white suit, and the other a blue suit. After a short while, Mr. White exclaimed, "Why I just noticied that none of us is dressed in the same color as his own last name."
"Really?" remarked the man in the red suit. "So?"

Can you figure out what color suit each man is wearing?

2006-06-26 18:24:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 18:14:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Seeing walmart are always low prices and all.

2006-06-26 18:11:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Flour of England, fruit of spain, Met togather in a shower of rain. Put in a bag and tied round with a string. If you answer this riddle I'll give you a ring.
**** luck. ^-~

2006-06-26 18:08:01 · 12 answers · asked by Celtic 1

I have seen a few questions about birthdays. Can you guess mine. I have already given you a hint.

2006-06-26 18:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by glacier 4

Or is there a better night for it?

2006-06-26 18:06:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

when my sons mother first became preanant with him she bought a t-shirt that said i'm preagnant, i bought one that said I'M with stupid and an arow pointing down

2006-06-26 18:03:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Figure out this riddle:

Hi there! Ma and Pa told me I'd better tell you that all of the two-letter words in this paragraph have something in common - or else! What's the deal?

2006-06-26 18:02:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 18:01:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Five hundred begins it,
five hundred ends it,
five in the middle is seen.
The first of all letters, the first of all people,
Take their places in between.
Combine them all to make the name of a famous king..

Good luck!!

2006-06-26 17:59:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous