An old joke....
An 85-year-old Florida man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained: Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open
2006-06-26 20:16:15 · 20 answers · asked by Gits 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! Gits!! was late!! !0 infinity ten!! thx for sharing :)
2006-06-26 21:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-06-26 21:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by POWER-FULL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-06-26 20:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-06-26 20:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by Pride of Baghdad. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10...the ending was a little too predictable after Arlene tried it with her armpit...Lose this part to get better effect..
2006-06-26 22:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by OnTheTreadmill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats cute i thought it was funny but if you plan on saying that joke in front of a group try to shorten it up a bit i give it a 9
2006-06-26 20:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by redserenity0804 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100\100
2006-06-26 20:52:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it... but still good.
7/10
2006-06-26 20:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lengthy but funny, a sure 10/10 for that
2006-06-26 22:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by dude_kool_007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scale 1-10.....10-that's a good one, I like it.
2006-06-26 20:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Slow at first, but great finish! 8/10
2006-06-26 20:22:01 · answer #11 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋