Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive". " Only thing is --
2006-06-27 04:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
click the "add details" button if you ran out of space. i wanna know the rest of the story.
2006-06-27 04:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I quit drinking. Would've been an 8 if I didn't have to figure the punchline out myself.
2006-06-27 17:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm trying to quit drinking"
is that the end of it? and it's funny, but an old one
2006-06-27 11:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by jjameslovr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did the mom dump his dad and got with a woman then the father later die?
2006-07-03 19:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by sweet angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, Which one is trying to quit drinking?
2006-06-27 11:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Wanna get down not the 1st night 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and thats supposed to be a joke?how does it end? i can rate it only if i know its ending.
2006-06-27 11:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the rest of the joke???? and then i will rate it
2006-06-27 11:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT NICE! lol....... i wanna know the rest
2006-06-27 11:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by lil_gabby_2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" i have quit drinking. "i no that
2006-06-27 11:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?? is that the end ?
2006-06-27 11:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋