What is the best joke you have heard so far?

Question

Tell me about the ebst joke u heard/ read so far.

Answer 1

Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual relations with that woman!

Answer 2

Coming Home Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's a_s_s and say, 'How about a B_J?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

Answer 3

WHat is the difference between a Christian blow up doll and a Muslim Blow up doll?

The Muslim blow up doll blows itself up!