Well, "double life" is being a bit melodramatic: I'm not batman!
I'm wholeheartedly sick of people telling me what a great parent I'd be. I hate children and never want them and am married to somebody who makes these sentiments appear to have been uttered by Mary Poppins.
My stock reply is that I would be a terrible father. They do not see this becuse at work, by day, I am intelligent, articulate, calm, mature... the ideal employee, really.
However... when my wife goes away on business, by night I revert to my adolescence. I dress in black , mask, gloves etc. and go and make all kinds of mischief. I set fires, run naked along streets blowing a whistle, write obscenities into playing fields with weed killer, etc.
When I was a kid, I used to encourage my yonger sibblings to follow my lead - which they did. I know I would be the same with a kid if I had one.
Should I tell people to get them off my back about parenthood, thus ruining my good reputation?
2006-11-06
04:16:57
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lickintonight
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