Sometimes I have to fart when I am in public. It's funny to do it quietly, while walking slowly around the store, so that everyone can share in the experience.
How does this relate to screaming children, you ask? It's simple. Have you ever been in public (not farting, of course). Near you, there is a child that is screaming, running, hitting things, and just being a total twit, while the parent stands by, oblivious to the disturbance. It's as if, they have to put up with their miserable child, so everyone else should too. Well, that is the same reasoning I have with the products of my nasty @ss. I figure, I have to deal with it, so you should too.
They may be proud of their child. Since I don't have a child, I figure, I should be proud of my farts. After all, I often think, "Hey, I made that!!"
My point is this. Every child throws a tantrum. Please, at least, try to do someting about it rather than idly standing by. If you take care of your child, I will stop farting. Deal?
2006-10-05
20:31:37
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Billy
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