about 4 minutes ago, i get some froot loops and i couldnt even walk to the retarded living becuase the dogs just went nuts around my legs, like they couldnt get to the food any faster, (ones a stupid beagle) so this beagle jumps and gets in front of me shaking and taunting me like "what are ya gonna do what are ya gonna do!!!!!!!!!" so i decide to pour some and they spread all over the place on the floor, and that stupid dog just goes at the speed of lightning, it doenst have to take a second for the cereal to enter her mouth, her mouth is like a vaccume, and when it gets her mouth she looks at me like "okay next!!" and whats worse is that she desnt even bother to ENJOY it, she just swallows it whole, then i had to stand there and watch my other dog choke and hack up for like 10 seconds all becuase she couldnt slow down. dogs are like sooo hungry!! if i was a dog and they act like that around food, i would be totally embarassed!! it just doesnt make any sense for a dog to act like that
2007-08-31
01:33:11
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