My teacup potty trained attack cat stole my laptop!!!?

Question

Please help!!!
It's her posting all this bullshit!!!!

She is a rare teacup cross between an Ancient American Attack Cat and a Chihuahua :)))

Answer 1

If you password protect your laptop, she can't do a dang thing! That is how I kept my evil hamster from posting questions and answers in here. (Even though, most of his answers were less dangerous and stupid than many you see!)

Good luck!

Answer 2

That's a pretty strong accusation. Did you SEE the laptop actually leave in the company of the animal? Could it have left willingly? Is there any reason to think the laptop might have just run away from home? Were you keeping the laptop in the freezer? What about the pet? Can you spell dysentery correctly? I'm developing a theory here. I'll give you details later.

Answer 3

Cool....

I have a $200 initial interview fee and a $75 an hour rate... I figure it'll take me about 10 hours to train your attack cat chihuahua mix to do what most Admin Assts do... So after you hire me, you'll have an INCOME!!!

Edit: No disrespect to Admin Assts meant.

Answer 4

Your teacup has you well trained.
Good job teacup

Answer 5

If that's the case, I would try a shock collar and obedience classes, you obviously have an ill-trained P-u-s-s-y.

Answer 6

I'm sorry I hate it when they do that, when will they learn. Maybe, time out is in order for her.

Answer 7

You need to train her.

Answer 8

Cuz u know thats possible....lie lie lie

Answer 9

Wrong category, this is dogs.

Answer 10

You must be kidding.