“Celebrity He-Girl” walks into a chemist and asks the
Assistant for some bottom deodorant to get the rusy old vomit smell out of her hairy pu*ssy. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
The He-Girl, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been
buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't
stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the Ugly Bit*ch and says, "One moment please, I will get the chemist."
The chemist looks at the Scary Looking Creature and says, "Can I help you mr…umm miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the Turd.
"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the Whale.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the she-man, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
Chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a normal stick of
under arm deodorant".
The annoyed Ugly Transvestite snatches the container back and reads out Loud from the
container, "To apply, push up bottom."
2006-10-28
04:11:36
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