“Celebrity He-Girl” walks into a chemist and asks the
Assistant for some bottom deodorant to get the rusy old vomit smell out of her hairy pu*ssy. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
The He-Girl, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been
buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't
stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the Ugly Bit*ch and says, "One moment please, I will get the chemist."
The chemist looks at the Scary Looking Creature and says, "Can I help you mr…umm miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the Turd.
"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the Whale.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the she-man, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
Chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a normal stick of
under arm deodorant".
The annoyed Ugly Transvestite snatches the container back and reads out Loud from the
container, "To apply, push up bottom."
2006-10-28 04:11:36 · 16 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
nothing butt funny. keep it up...lmao
2006-10-28 04:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rivera blown shop . no one might think of he might do it you recognize and it occurred, with Rivera having large numbers interior the Postseason and plus the entire 9-eleven it would been stable for the recent Yorkers get a international series from the american's
2016-12-28 07:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by louder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious. It sounds like a blond joke!!
2006-10-28 04:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not shocked that people on Yahoo! Answers post, repeatedly.
2006-10-28 04:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by ~beauty~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As dirty jokes go, that's pretty tame so I am not shocked. Plus I heard it ages ago. Not bad, though....
2006-10-28 04:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not shocking at all but kind of funny!
2006-10-28 04:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sludge from the bottom of the barrel
2006-10-28 07:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not shocked and Not amused
2006-10-28 04:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! that's hilarious but not really shocked i used to dirty jokes but just never heard this one you should tell this one more.
2006-10-28 04:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes stupidity shocks me very much
2006-10-28 04:14:47 · answer #10 · answered by shawn w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a repeated posting.
2006-10-28 04:12:51 · answer #11 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋