Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

2007-01-01 11:54:03 · 25 answers · asked by colin050659 6

i think i saw them kiss

2007-01-01 11:51:29 · 6 answers · asked by Blank. 1

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2007-01-01 11:51:25 · 11 answers · asked by MDK 2

when someone answers in the least sarcastic way, the asker will flip out and get very emotional. wierd, i know, but it has happened to me three times.

2007-01-01 11:44:50 · 18 answers · asked by thatclairegirl 2

Give me some good laugh out loud riddles or jokes

2007-01-01 11:42:41 · 6 answers · asked by IcanHelpyou:) 3

2007-01-01 11:42:20 · 15 answers · asked by Arnold 4

this is a riddle that I need the answer to

2007-01-01 11:32:29 · 14 answers · asked by Jolly Olly 1

can you tell who's driving it?

2007-01-01 11:31:13 · 17 answers · asked by cherry 3

2007-01-01 11:28:45 · 9 answers · asked by Just A Normal Guy 1

2007-01-01 11:23:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-01 11:07:23 · 12 answers · asked by daisy 1

2007-01-01 11:02:21 · 22 answers · asked by garowo 1

I think Chicken. Would Noah really bring two eggs on the ark? And how would he know their gender? And God created animals first, not eggs.


(Plz don't put for an answer, "Neither it was a pregnant tortoise")

2007-01-01 11:01:52 · 15 answers · asked by ♣♥†♥♣ 2

2007-01-01 11:00:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

thing going in there? whats really in them cookies?

2007-01-01 10:55:40 · 3 answers · asked by daisy 1

mexican riddle

2007-01-01 10:54:56 · 9 answers · asked by cherry 3

Because deep down they are really nice guys.

2007-01-01 10:47:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

im makin some funny movies for you tube

need some original ideas

2007-01-01 10:44:43 · 11 answers · asked by ORIGINAL PRANKSTER 1

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

2007-01-01 10:26:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

They thought it was funny to write all over my binder, rip up paper, staple things together, then just cover it with glue. I need a good prank to pull on them in class. I don't mind if I get in trouble, but the prank can't be too extreme.

2007-01-01 10:18:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

2007-01-01 10:05:55 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5

A just went to see my doctor. I had a cucumber up my nose, a carrot in my left ear and a banana in my right ear. "What's the matter with me?" I asks the doctor.

The doctor replied, "You're not eating properly."

2007-01-01 10:04:19 · 2 answers · asked by JOHN W 3

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself

2007-01-01 10:02:21 · 19 answers · asked by JOHN W 3

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

She decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results put on two coats."

2007-01-01 09:59:47 · 39 answers · asked by JOHN W 3

cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "Tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn.
"You made a complete *** of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire senior management and insulted the Regional Director General to his face."
"He's an a**hole. I should have pissed on him."
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" yelled Colin.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

2007-01-01 09:51:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

mine is to stop swearing and i have a swear tin and if i swear 20p goes in to the tin each time and then the money goes to charity!!so its a good thing if i swear...right????hee hee!!x

2007-01-01 09:51:30 · 1 answers · asked by Lydia K 4

Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng

2007-01-01 09:49:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling. "I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned disbelief.
"Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying, 'My husband is home! My husband is home!"

2007-01-01 09:46:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-01 09:44:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-01 09:41:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous