The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
2007-01-01 10:05:55 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL the second one is the funniest XD I was laughing alot at the
' someone in your family died right after saying"Hey y'all watch this!" '
2007-01-01 10:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 13:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny 9/10
2007-01-01 10:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama named you Britney Spears.
2007-01-01 10:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jag 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
youv'e ever been too drunk to fish.
you walk your son to school 'cause your in the same grade
your family tree has no branches.
2007-01-01 10:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Insane 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good ones.
When you mow your lawn and find a car.
2007-01-01 10:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
So bad - funny, but so bad!
2007-01-01 10:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO good one!
2007-01-01 10:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by †Alessandra† 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is ok
2007-01-01 10:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, thats great!!!
2007-01-01 10:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋