Give me some good laugh out loud riddles or jokes
2007-01-01 11:42:41 · 6 answers · asked by IcanHelpyou:) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good laugh out loud riddles or jokes... XD
2007-01-01 11:47:33 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a man walks into a bar with a giraffe, the giraffe gets drunk and falls over, the man goes to leave and the bartender says "Hey you can't leave that lying there!" the man says "No its not a lion its a giraffe!!!!!!!!
Obviously no sense of humour
two blondes walked into a bar you would think one of them would have noticed
a blonde is driving in her car and sees another blonde in a dingy in the middle of a field. she stops the car and says, "Oy you are stupid you are an insult to blondes if i could swim, id swim out there and teach you a lesson!!!!
what do you call a chav in a box init!!!
what do you call a 30 year old chavette grandma
2007-01-04 20:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by cozyslegend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did everyone Know that KOBE bryant was gonna be ok throughout the whole entire scandal? Spell his first name backwards, say it out loud. Hahah, get it?
2007-01-01 20:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by coco puffy. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK..um there was 2 cannibals, a father and son.they were walking along the beach,and they spotted a dead man. they went to c if he was able to eat,like not rotted. so the father got the head and down,the son the toes and up. a few minutes l8r the father says to the son," hey son how ya doin?" and he replies,"having a ball!!"
2007-01-01 19:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
there was a lady and she went to the library thinking it was a fast food restaurant. she says to the librarian:"can i have one cheeseburger?"
the librarian goes"this is a library."
the lady WHISPERS"oh. can i have one cheeseburger?"
GET IT??
2007-01-01 19:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by suuyeawn. 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Thanks for that compliment!!
2007-01-02 17:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kendra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋