1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-01-01 10:26:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some helpful tips lol jk!
2007-01-01 10:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jdiz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've actually heard 2 3 5 6 8 9 10 but I'm known for having a good sense of humor
2007-01-01 18:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i suppose i would never say any of those things towards a police officer i wouldnt be game enough
God Bless You
2007-01-01 18:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good ones especially number 10
2007-01-01 18:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One that wasnt added was " Officer I was speeding to get home to your wife".
2007-01-01 18:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Starry Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....not a question but worth 2 pts nontheless.... ;)
2007-01-01 18:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ginger P 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol I like the first, sixth, and last ones XD
2007-01-01 18:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-01 18:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's hilarious!
2007-01-01 19:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Liam W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny stuff....
Officer, is that powdered sugar on your chin ?
2007-01-01 18:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋