cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "Tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn.
"You made a complete *** of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire senior management and insulted the Regional Director General to his face."
"He's an a**hole. I should have pissed on him."
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" yelled Colin.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
2007-01-01 09:51:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor wife - funny, but sounds too close to the real world!
2007-01-01 09:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am that Regional Director General and very pleased that Louise made me see the error of my ways. Colin may even get promoted to our Overseas Division on Tuesday . . . . if Louise gets her way again.
2007-01-01 11:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny! 9 and a half/10!
2007-01-01 09:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I didnt expect that...10/10
2007-01-01 10:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well things worked out really well then 9/10
2007-01-01 19:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-01-01 23:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one havent heard that one before but will be going to tell others that one
god bless you
2007-01-01 10:27:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thays pretty good, i liked that!!
2007-01-01 09:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah
2007-01-01 09:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by 99tzm 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I think that's sick!
2007-01-01 10:01:12 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋