2007-01-01 11:23:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jokes sorry? lol
2007-01-01 11:23:46 · update #1
I can think of a lot. XD
JKidding!
One day, a blonde driver and her friends were stopped on a freeway. The blonde asked, "What's the matter, officer?"
The officer said, "You're going too slow, ma'am. The speed limit is 65 mph, and you're going at a rate of 27 mph!"
The blonde, confused, said,"But there are signs all over the place saying 27!"
The officer, in turn, says, "Yes, but those are freeway numbers. We got that clear now, miss?" The blonde nods, and then the officer looks into the back seat, where the blonde's friends are shaking with fear. "What's the matter with your friends back there?" he asks.
"Oh, we just got off freeway 165."
Another joke?
One day, Jesus and an elderly man were playing golf. Jesus swung first, and the ball landed a foot away from the tee.
The elderly man swung second, and the ball was held in the mouth by a fish, the fish was caught by a bird, which forced the fish to release it, the ball "flew" into a bunch of tree branches, slowing down its flight, and landed two feet from the goal. Miraculously, an earthquake happens and the ball goes in for a hole in one! Jesus shouts,
"Play fair, Dad!"
Another joke? Hmm. Maybe later?
2007-01-01 11:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Cherie Blair wins the Miss World contest
2007-01-01 19:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours
A. Nacho cheese
dad says: how are your grades son
son: underwater dad
dad: underwater what do you meen
son: there below sea level
Mother:why are you doing so badly in history son?
son:the teacher keeps asking about things that happened befor i was born!!
Q. what did noah do while he was on the ark
A.Fished but didnt catch much he only had 2 worms
2007-01-01 19:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
2007-01-01 23:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there was this lady and she went to the library thinking it was a fast food restaurant. She asked the librarian,"Can I get 1 hamburger and 1 sm french fries?"
then the librarians like," This is a library."
then the lady WHISPERS " oh, right.. can i get 1 hamburger and 1 sm french fries?"
Get It? because it's a library?
2007-01-01 19:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by suuyeawn. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
click on my face and look at the questions ones bound to make u laugh
2007-01-01 19:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by a m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So this gal walks into a bar with a goose under her arm..
The bartender yells over, "hey! What are you doing with that pig?"
She replies, "That aint no pig, it's a goose!"
bartender says....."I know, I was talking to the goose"
2007-01-01 19:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Tammy G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i've just bought a Saddam Hussein T-shirt. it's a bit tight around the neck, but it hangs really well.
2007-01-01 21:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is camping loitering within tent???????
No ?
OK then, what is the definition of a yes man???
He who stoops to concur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another thumbs down, grow up.
2007-01-01 19:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Just read down the pages........plenty to pick from !!!!!
2007-01-01 19:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋