This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
She decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results put on two coats."
2007-01-01 09:59:47 · 39 answers · asked by JOHN W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeas!!! im blonde, yet i still enjot it!! HILARIOUS!
2007-01-01 10:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got a blonde joke for you.
Alright theres a blonde who always goes around with head phones on.One day the blonde met a guy who was very nice ,and they became friends.As they were talking the guy asked why she wore head phones all the time and she answered "if I take them off i will die".Later that day they went to the guys house and the blonde girl fell asleep.Now the guy wanted to see if she would die if he removed the head phones from her head.She did.Freaked out the guy put the head phones on and it was a deep voice repeating"breathe in.........breathe out.......breathe in......breathe out.
P.S. im blonde.HaHaHa!
2007-01-01 15:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by im on yahoo right now 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very original...... I Know it was supposed to be funny..And yes I am blonde and do get it and have a great sense of humour.But what a waste of time typing something out that sounds like it came over a drunken night out with the lads???
kaeylarae xx
2007-01-01 10:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by kaeylarae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a bloke and in defence of the lady, I will say it must be obvious to everyone that it is much better to finish with two coats.
2007-01-01 11:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But saying Blondes are stupid, would be like saying black people are stupid. It is a form of racism.
2007-01-01 12:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by harvestmoon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm
2007-01-01 10:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol a dumb blonde btw not all blondes are dumb people so beware just incase you see a blonde and tell them they're dumb they will throw verbal abuse right back at ya
2007-01-01 10:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yes it very funny. i am falling off of my seat laughing. ill give u a 10 thanx 4 the laugh
2007-01-01 10:05:04 · answer #8 · answered by jeff g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny! but im on her side not all blondes are stupid! im blonde and im a straight A student but i can be gullible at times! lol! but the joke is cute!
2007-01-01 10:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and the "shake well before using" probably only added to the sweating.
2007-01-01 14:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/5 or 4/10
i herd it before
2007-01-01 10:27:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋