What won't go whoomff if you put 50.000 volts through it?

Answer 1

A Norwegian blue! Beautiful plumage, Major!

Answer 2

'Q'- A Kin tell you what went whoomff with 50,000 Volt's through it.... 'A' Archie Mcpherson describing a Shot @ Goal's and what went whoomff well's that was the Brillo Pad On his Crust of Bread and 50year's later Nothing Get's That head of Hair :~) to WhOOmFF but Archie still need's the 50,000 Volt's in these Cauld Scottish Winter Night's to see the Stramass's in the Box

Answer 3

The Norwegian Blue Parrot.

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

Answer 4

Jessica Simpon's head because there's nothing inside to absorb the voltage. It would pass straight through her ears!

Answer 5

Cherie Blairs vibrator,,that sucker needs at least 300,000 volts

Answer 6

My truck battery everytime the temperature drops below freezing.

Answer 7

A dead Norwegian Blue. One that's definitley not restin', kippin' on its back and certainly not pining for the fjords.

Answer 8

An electric cable?

Answer 9

My Wife! I've tried three times. It stops snoring though.

Answer 10

That one car in back to the future.