Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

2007-01-16 23:31:16 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4

A man goes to the doctors for a penis extension. The doctor suggests the unusual step of using a baby elephants trunk stitched on for just £3000. The man heartily agrees and has the op. 6 weeks later while having dinner with the new woman in his life he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks "this is the night!!!!!" While chatting over dinner his penis flies out, steals a bun off the table and goes back in. "WOW" says the woman, "can you do that again?" The man replies, "my c*ck can but I dont think my ar*e can take another bun!!!!!"

2007-01-16 23:24:20 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6

It is between 4 and 25, the first person to get it right will get ten brand spanking new fresh points from the Yahooanswers oven.

2007-01-16 23:23:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Husband says to wife "That's my Olympic condoms arrived, I think I'll wear gold tonight!"

Wife replies "Why don't you wear silver and c*m second for a bloody change!!!!"

2007-01-16 23:18:36 · 16 answers · asked by prettywoman 6

She flashed her breasts at a cop hoping he'd not give her a "speeding ticket" but that just made him give her an "indeicent exposure" ticket too.

2007-01-16 23:04:31 · 6 answers · asked by strange-artist 7

any jokes short and funny no matter if u will write even one . i just need best ones .

2007-01-16 23:03:37 · 6 answers · asked by Amy 2

2007-01-16 22:58:11 · 8 answers · asked by Zefram 2

i would like to receive the riddles rather the website names.Pls dont send me bad ones.

2007-01-16 22:33:42 · 6 answers · asked by sm030 2

2007-01-16 22:11:24 · 44 answers · asked by pompeyfc 3

2007-01-16 21:49:26 · 21 answers · asked by keep life simple 1

im in a car , on my left is a fire engine, on my right is a 15-18 inch drop off, in front and behind me are horses and we are all travelling at the same speed. what should i do?

2007-01-16 21:39:54 · 10 answers · asked by joyisglee 1

2007-01-16 21:24:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

2007-01-16 21:24:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:23:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:21:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:20:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:19:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:17:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:12:43 · 52 answers · asked by aashna_shetty 1

At Sloppy Joe’s Restaurant a customer was shocked to find a fly in his coffee. He sent the waiter back for a fresh cup. After his first sip, the customer pounded on the table and shouted: "This is the same cup of coffee I had before!" How could he tell?

2007-01-16 21:11:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:10:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:10:19 · 15 answers · asked by aashna_shetty 1

2007-01-16 21:08:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A big fat Indian and a small thin Indian were sitting outside a teepee, each smoking a pipe. The little Indian was the son of the big Indian, but the big Indian was not the little Indian’s father. How come?

2007-01-16 21:08:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:05:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A tramp was walking down a railroad track when he saw a fast express train speeding toward him. Of course, he jumped off the track. But before he jumped, he ran ten feet toward the train. Why?

2007-01-16 21:03:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-16 21:00:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Trapeze Artist has a cunning stunt.

2007-01-16 20:58:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

2007-01-16 20:45:00 · 8 answers · asked by Bob Peppers 3

2007-01-16 20:11:14 · 12 answers · asked by profeSSSSor 2